Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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