I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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