i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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