She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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