I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am available for nakedness
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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