Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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