Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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