Where did you get a picture of my penis
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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