Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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