nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It's Friday. Sex?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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