Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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