put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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