sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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