I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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