fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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