I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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