Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Randomize
