Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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