my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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