Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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