It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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