Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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