i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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