Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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