is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
wow bdsm is so cute
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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