real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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