He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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