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(651): View more from Minnesota

I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?

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(207): View more from Maine

this boner is exhausting

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(850): View more from Florida

i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(807): View more from Ontario

I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays

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