This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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