She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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