Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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