So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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