Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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