do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I currently don't understand fingers.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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