so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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