4 words: hood of his car
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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