I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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