I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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