'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sorry about my life...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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