So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm just crazy horny about you
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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