you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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