what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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