I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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