Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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