My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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