She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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