I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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