Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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