why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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