apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
