He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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