Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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