Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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