Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
