feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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