sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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