I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
DRUNK COOKIES
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