He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Bring me that man meat
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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