Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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