if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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